Eight Million Cats
Those bills are on Hollywood Blvd across from my corner!  I walk towards them every day on my way to the train.  They are on boards covering a large vacant lot next to a motel and Angelz’ Diner.  The bills are continually being covered up with new ones. frakintosh: daveholmes: Is that what these films are about? A woman who puts an extra letter on the ends of things? Is that why these films are so popular? If I start saying “Have a nice dayp” will I get an overall deal at Warner Brothers? Will it always hurt this much? I was just a while ago talking about how Tyler Perry took a thing that Eddie Murphy did as a last ditch effort to remain relevant - the worst thing Eddie Murphy probably ever made - and made that his main only? gig. At least Martin Lawrence only did it twice. I realize that pasty, gawky nerds in California aren’t the target market, but come on. At least try to make something interesting.

Those bills are on Hollywood Blvd across from my corner!  I walk towards them every day on my way to the train.  They are on boards covering a large vacant lot next to a motel and Angelz’ Diner.  The bills are continually being covered up with new ones.

frakintosh:

daveholmes:

Is that what these films are about? A woman who puts an extra letter on the ends of things? Is that why these films are so popular? If I start saying “Have a nice dayp” will I get an overall deal at Warner Brothers? Will it always hurt this much?

I was just a while ago talking about how Tyler Perry took a thing that Eddie Murphy did as a last ditch effort to remain relevant - the worst thing Eddie Murphy probably ever made - and made that his main only? gig.

At least Martin Lawrence only did it twice.

I realize that pasty, gawky nerds in California aren’t the target market, but come on. At least try to make something interesting.

Reblogged 1 year ago from frakintosh (Originally from daveholmes)
82 notes
Source: daveholmes
  1. hannahmalcrackers reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
    Thank youz. Have
  2. skrillat reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
    These ads drive me batshit crazy as well. Its just insulting.
  3. livinginfairyland said: Have a nice dayp gave me my first laugh in weeks! I heart you so damn much right now. Thank you.
  4. vondode said: Just start thinking of the shittiest films you could ever create. Add a dose of fat suit, some farts, and pick a race and you’ve got yourself a great brand and millions of dollars.
  5. rockandrollhistory reblogged this from daveholmes
  6. kickdrumheart reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
    something something obnoxious minstrely shuck and jive something something.
  7. southey reblogged this from daveholmes and added:
    all over our neighborhood. It makes me depressed.
  8. eightmillioncats reblogged this from frakintosh and added:
    Those bills are on Hollywood Blvd across from my corner! I walk towards them every day on my way to the train. They are...
  9. emilykearns reblogged this from daveholmes